When humans first populated this planet there was only Adam and Eve. During that time it was simple for them to be monogamous to each other. Yeah there were holes in the ground and cucumbers in the garden of Eden, but at the end of the day Adam and Eve only had each other.
As the world started filling up with more and more people we discovered we had more options. We no longer needed to sleep with the same woman that clearly, screwed humanity out out letting our junk flop in the wind. We didn’t need to put up with their constant nagging and their ever sagging body parts. We could trade up and find someone new.
When Ultima Online, Everquest, and World of Warcraft came out, there weren’t very many options in the MMO genre, so we put a bag over our heads and banged away at them hoping our imaginations would keep us from throwing up.
Just like human evolution, we don’t have to settle anymore. We are free to jump in bed with any game at anytime. And with the MMO market turning towards more free-to-play models, it is increasingly easier to be a gaming slut. It is not proper etiquette to call people sluts; we prefer Professional Game Hoppers.
As PGH members, we have very strict rules and regulations we abide by. If you ever want to be a member here are the rules:
1. You must be willing to hype a game ridiculously even before you get a chance to play it.
2. You must be willing to throw money at a game before you play it.
3. You must be willing to leave a game before you even play it.
4. You must NEVER delete a game from your hard drive.
5. You must play several games at once and deny it.
6. You have to get bored after playing a game for exactly 213 hours.
7. You may start a new fan site with ever game that is not released yet.
8. On launch day you have to call into work sick.
9. You have to go on social networking sites and be over-the-top annoying about a game you are currently playing.
10. You have to regret spending way too much money on a game you only played for 2 weeks.
Bonus: You’ve slipped your spouse Benadryl, NyQuill, or any other sleep inducing drug to get extra game time in.
To apply for a membership hit the DONATE button in the right side bar and give me your pledge.
